During this seven day break I’ve seen my share of typical KTV scenes: drunk friends singing heartbreakers, tiny asians rapping, boy band wannabes dancing with TFBoys, and couples drowning in each other’s voice. No matter which KTV you go to, or who you go with, you’ll always end up listening to these songs repeatedly—let’s take a look at Top 5 most annoying KTV songs.
Here goes the DIVA at the KTV—chances are high they’re a big-ass drama-queen. They’ll dance with the music video and try to make their voice sound seductive, but just end up stammering. And of course, when the song gets to “P-P-P-Poker Face” they would make such a plosive noise to the microphone and spit saliva in your face.
Let It Go
Despite being a Disney production made for kids, the lyrics of this song sound really sexual. It’s a popular pick among Chinese chicks, maybe because it’s a real reflection of their sex life—“don’t let them in, don’t let them see, be the good girl you always have to be, conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.” Well, now we all know.
People who pick this song at the KTV must think they are so funny, and that all their friends love having them around. It was probably cool a year ago, but nowadays? Get the fuck out of my room. And, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of you if you are doing the dance moves at the same time. Please do something useful with your life, get to know the real world, aka watch some YouTube.
Shake It Off
As a pathetic single person myself, Taylor Swift and all her breakup songs never bothered me, until this baby came out. Whenever the introduction starts, all the girls in the room start screaming #OMG #ThatsMySong, and all the guys get horny as there’ll be some boobie shaking and out-of-nowhere twerking going on soon. For sure the song is a commercial success, but #HatersGonnaHate.
Call Me Maybe
Finally, the champion of the list – a song so annoying that just typing the name makes my eyes hurt. I can totally imagine the “cute” face you make when it gets to “call me maybe”, and how you put your hand next to the face like a phone – so predictable babe. If you ever give me your phone number, I promise I’ll throw it into my dirty sock, burn it with gasoline, and throw the ashes in the ocean. You are welcome.
These top 5 clearly don’t cover all the annoying songs at KTV, and of course, Chinese songs can be very annoying too. I’ll write more about KTV if you like this post, but I’d really need a break now as my brain is stuffed with…
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me 美比